Christmas Gift Guide: Anti Monkey Butt Powder Review and Giveaway

For many, stocking stuffers are the toughest gifts to find. You want something inexpensive because you have so many things to buy before the stocking is truly stuffed. On the other hand, kids and young adults (and even some grownups) look forward to their stocking stuffers even more than the gifts under the tree. Here’s a practical stocking stuffer idea perfect for everyone in the family:

Anti Monkey Butt Powder has a funny name with a serious mission. This is no ordinary powder! It’s specially formulated with Calamine to not only absorb sweat, but to also reduce itching, burning, heat rash, as well as other skin irritations.

Not sure if you’ve had monkey butt? The chances are pretty good that you’ve had it at least a time or two. So, what exactly is monkey butt? It’s a term used by some motorcycle riders to describe the soreness and redness that occurs after long bike rides. If you have to walk bowlegged like a monkey to prevent your skin from rubbing together, you have Monkey Butt!

Anti-Monkey Butt is new to me and my family and we are absolutely loving it! Sure, my fascination grew before I even had a chance to try it. The monkeys on the packaging make me giggle like a little girl. My 2-year old also enjoys the clever monkey design. As for my husband – he could care less that a funny monkey was on the bottle. He’s tried several products in the past that never worked, so he was willing to give Anti Monkey Butt Powder a try.

Anti Monkey Butt Powder comes in 3 amazing formulas: Original, Lady, and Baby. We received all but the Baby Anti Monkey Butt powder. My husband uses the Original Anti-Monkey Butt Powder before heading out to work. We live in Texas, where it’s still hot out, and he works in construction. He’s had severe “monkey butt” on countless occasions. We’ve tried everything from baby powder, to diaper rash cream, petroleum jelly, and women’s chaffing gel – nothing worked! He began using his powder as soon as we received it and the bottle is empty – so it definitely works! The powder is light and has a light calamine aroma . It applies just as baby powder would but it seems to create an invisible layer of  protection. It provides a nice, gentle cooling sensation and keeps monkey butt where it should be- on monkeys!

The Lady Anti-Monkey Butt Powder is perfect for women who experience chafed thighs. It has a light feminine aroma and is very silky smooth and light. I’m not a powder person, but I’m hooked on Anti-Monkey! This powder has been my best friend during the past several weeks. It has the same cool and light feeling as the original formula, yet the texture leaves my skim very silky. I just sprinkle a little Lady Anti Monkey on in the morning and I stay fresh, dry, cool and comfortable all day long. You can apply this powder in places you sweat or typically chafe from the bottom of your feet all the way to your underarms (if necessary). 

Anti Monkey Butt is available in mass retailers nationwide, as well as via online retailers and at www.antimonkeybutt.com. Suggested retail value: $5.95 for a 6-ounce bottle.

Anti Monkey Butt Powder Giveaway

Anti Monkey Butt has generously offered a giveaway for one Ultimate Christmas Participant to win 1 bottle of Lady Anti Monkey Butt Powder & 1 Original Anti Monkey Butt Powder.

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Could Your Husband Be Lying To You?

I consider my husband and I to have a very open and honest relationship. We both love to talk and we tell each other everything. Well, maybe I wouldn’t go that far. I’m sure if he were checking out the hottie in the convertible out on his way home, he wouldn’t tell me. Just like I don’t tell him every time some random guy hits on me. I would consider that to be holding back which is quite different from lying. That’s another story. I recently found out my husband lied to me. What makes it worse, is the fact that he has been telling the same lie over and over for the past two years! Here’s how it all went down.

Scenario: The family is out shopping. Husband, Wife (me) & our 24month old son.

Husband: Oh man! What is that smell? Hon, do you smell that? Did you fart?
Wife: No, did you? Check the baby... I thought you were going to change him!?
Husband: I did. I think.
Wife: Ugh, I WILL check him. Yeah, he pooped. I have to run and pick up this prescription before the pharmacy closes. Please go change him.
Husband: I can’t.
Wife: Why can’t you? I’ve changed 4 crappy diapers today. You’re telling me you can’t even change one? Come on babe, I’ve got to get to the pharmacy.
Husband: No, I can’t. They don’t have a table for me to change him.
Wife: What!? You’re kidding me.
Husband: Nope. I’m serious.
Wife: Well, that’s stupid. What do single dads do when they have to change their baby’s diaper? I can’t believe it. Are you serious?
Husband: I’m dead serious. Go check if you don’t believe me.
Wife: No, that’s fine. I will do it. At least we know the builder was a man, and without kids obviously.

You get the gist. So men’s bathrooms do not have changing tables. Okay, whatever. I was a bit annoyed, but I got over it fast. Everything changed at a recent trip to Bass Pro Shop with my husband, son and father.

Husband: Oh man, I’ve got to run to the truck and grab my wallet. 
Wife: You forgot it again? Ugh, well hurry up.
Husband: *runs out to the truck* 
Wife: What’s that smell?  
My Dad: You know I can’t smell. 
Wife: Awe, it’s A. Why does he always wait until we’re shopping before he goes poop! Crap! The wipes are in the truck and I don’t have my phone. *My dad goes to grab wipes* 
Thanks dad. I will be right back. 
My Dad: Oh no, let me do it. 
Wife: Are you sure? Let me, I will be right back.  
My Dad: Yeah, I have to go too. 
Wife: Ok, I will be looking around right here. Oh wait! You can’t change him! They don’t have baby changing stations.  
My Dad: *laughs* Yes, they do. *Takes baby to change diaper. Returns shortly*
Wife: I can’t believe him. He told me men’s restrooms don’t have baby changing stations. I can’t believe he has been letting me change poopy diapers for the past two years.
My Dad: *laughs, only more hysterically* They do. He got you!

When my husband finally returned, I brought up the topic. I told him I could not believe he had lied for the past two years, pawning the poopy diapers off on me every single time. He responded with “ Bass Pro is the only one. I’ve never seen them before.” My dad was quick to laugh before telling me that most men’s restrooms have changing stations.

Wow! I can’t believe I fell for that one. I can’t help but laugh at the entire situation. How could I have been so gullible? If only I had went and checked the men’s restroom during our first shopping trip. I guess all I can say is lesson learned. 

Did you already know men’s restrooms are equipped with changing stations? Has your husband ever lied to you to get out of changing a diaper? What excuses has he come up with?

Just a friendly note…Do not search Google Images for “Man Diaper Funny”. What you will see is not funny. It’s unusual, odd, a bit disturbing and absolutely not funny – at all.

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